Tuesday, December 1, 2009

My New Will


I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.


Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.



If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


Glass of wine

Chocolate

Margarita

Sex

Chocolate

Steak

Iced Tea

Sex

Mexican food

Chocolate

Cheeseburgers

French Fries

Pizza

Sex

Ice cream

Strawberries

Chocolate

Daiquiri

Sex

Chocolate



It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day!



Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE

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